The Harry Potter books irritate me so.

[Aparadox]

Alright people I have no earthly idea what you guys are talking about. Now number one that is a given. Number two, I haven't read the books of this specific author so I cant criticize it at all which i would love to do. I should have never seen the movies...never ever. I have no desire to read the books even after the first movie. It was horrible, the whole movie was horrible. Now before you start blowing up in my face let it be known that I have not read the books and I am not into the whole HP deal. Now that I am thinking about it, why am I writing this reply? Oh yeah, to put in a different point of view of the whole book series. I think I am going to purchase a paper back version of one of the books just to read it. And then, and only then can I criticize the whole series if it is terrible. I know HP fans can get really pissed off if people like me who read Terry Goodkind and Terry Brook's work make fun of what they are reading. Hmm....maybe its the characters I dont like. Heck, who knows. One thing is for sure, I should have never seen the movie. Anyway, go about your buisness now. You may reply to this if you like or totally blow it off. Thanks^-^

[Calli]

-growls- Read books

Every single one .

then critize

[Clockworkchicken]

Now, I'd like to defend this anyway

Harry Potter is a good series. I started to dislike it, when it became chewed up and spit out by media and commerce.

To come to the first point, the work trough an adventure to the end as all falls in it's place is called the climax, something that is standart in most of the books, and a thing that you even learn in school. And White, I must say you are really twisting the whole story, and then looking it from as far away as possible just to say "They follow the following sequense of things exactly, namely blablabla, crap, spasm and another random thing" Namely the "They have a big adventure" thing is searched from far away. What you like books where the main characters don't do shit? Sit down on a chair the whole book, and maybe even eat a banana? Fine! Then just say that you don't like the books. Your opinion isn't immidiately the fact of the world.

Now, let me leave trough the books a bit to find more proof

[Calli]

-bows down to the chicken before falling down laughing that his gender is female! And I soooo Didn't do it! I sware!- O.O